WHY AMERICANS LOVE DOG MORE THEN WIVES?

                                                          THINK ABOUT.....
Dogs miss THEM when THEY 're gone.

                                                                                                            

                                                                                                 WIVES DO PARTY.......

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

                                                       IN THIS CASE WIVES ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.

Dogs don't criticize your friends.                                                   

WIVES ALWAYS SAID YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR M....AFTER SPENDING 365 DAYSAND 24 HRS  WITH HER

Dogs admit when they're jealous.

                                                                      

                                                                                WIVES MADE YOU JEALOUS...
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

                                                         

                                                                   WIVES CREATE SITUATION FOR GOING OUT......

WIVES can train a dog AND MEN VERY WELL.......

Dogs are easy to buy for

WIVES AREN'T EASY TO MAINTAIN MY DEAR